Tuesday, June 3, 2008

McCain vs. Obama: Let’s Just Say…

Okay. It looks like Hillary is out, so that leaves McCain vs. Obama in the next presidential election. It should be a donnybrook of epic proportions. So much at stake for America, so much at stake for both parties. Plenty of mud to be slung in both directions. But let’s have some fun.

What kind of game plan would the great coaches of our time, Wooden, Auerbach, Lombardi put together in assessing the strengths and weaknesses of their opponents. How would they attack?

The coaches would note that one of the many attributes cited by McCain supporters is his heroic service to the military. A McCain strength magnified by Obama’s lack of military service.

For the Obama team, McCain hasn’t demonstrated nearly the strength that Obama has in communicating his message to people of color or woman. He has also been less than diplomatic at times in contrast to the more urbane Obama.

I’m guessing Coaches Lombardi, Wooden and Auerbach might ask what do we need to neutralize our opponent’s strengths. Well, there is a draft of sorts coming up. The Vice Presidential draft. Each Presidential Candidate gets a first round draft pick.

I could see it now. Red Auerbach stepping up to the Podium and declaring, “with the first round pick of the Vice Presidential draft, Senator Barack Obama selects General Wesley Clark.”

Clark, a retired four-star general was valedictorian of his class at West Point. A former declared candidate for the Democratic nomination, Clark spend 34 years in the Army and the Department of Defense. Clark commanded Operation Allied Force in the Kosovo War during his service as the Supreme Allied Commander of Europe of NATO from 1997 to 2000.

With the Republicans now on the clock, the Obama lack of military experience is the trump card that McCain had been holding is now totally neutralized by this deft move by the Democrats.

Okay, so now what do the great coaches muse? I, I’ve got it. Back to the podium strides Auerbach. “With his first round pick in the Vice Presidential draft, John McCain selects Condoleezza Rice.”

Rice, the 66th United States Secretary of State, is a career diplomat, a good buffer for the emotional McCain, but more importantly let’s just say it…”I see your African-American heritage and raise you a woman.”

It’ll probably never happen…but let’s just say.

posted by Frank Pace at 10:21 pm  

1 Comment »

  1. Interesting thought…..is your inference that race and gender are a factor in american politics?

    Comment by HST — June 7, 2008 @ 10:50 am

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